I Love U More Than Wi-Fi T-Shirt

I swear we did this before everyone started doing it--you know, making Jesus hold different things. And I'm not just saying that. I didn't watch The Matrix until 2019. Home Alone in 2024.

100% Cotton
I actually don't even smoke anymore.
True to size.

A collaboration with the elusive Thai artist Nvntayoth, who lovingly crafted this analog collage of Jesus cradling an enormous nug of Afghan Kush.