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Meaningless Ritual?

Depending on how you look at it, Meaningless Ritual channels either dark nihilism or a blissful transcendence. You pick.

Where are you based out of?

SF Bay Area, California.

Where do orders ship from?

From the good old US of A. International orders, please be patient.

Return policy?

Sorry, we can't take returns unless the product is damaged or defective in some way. Contact us at info@meaninglessritual.com if this is the case.

Size guide?

  S M L XL 2XL
Shirt Length (inches) 26 28 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2 32 1/2
Shirt Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28
Sleeve Length (From Center Back) (inches) 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 23 1/4
  S M L XL 2XL
Shirt Length (cm) 66 71 76 79 81
Shirt Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71
Sleeve Length (From Center Back) (cm) 46 48 51 56 58

But how do they fit?

The shirts are true to size with a generous fit, coming close to "oversize." Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts are also true to size, but the torsos aren't as long as the shirts.


If you're an artist, hit me up. DM or email info@meaninglessritual.com. No influencers please.

Give me something free?

I'm busting my balls over here. Support a small business and order something. When you buy a shirt, it helps me buy groceries. When you ask for free stuff, it hurts my feelings.

Something's wrong!

Didn't receive a tracking number? Didn't receive your order? Got the wrong item? Can't figure out how to flip pancakes without a spatula? Contact us at info@meaninglessritual.com and we'll do our best to get things fixed. It's all in the wrist, by the way.